Taking the piss, like a urinal...

Me? Some could say I am. If you did. I'd agree!
My blogging hasn't been up to par lately! In fact, its just a par. I apologize.

It's been nuts the past few months.
So I have this new party I throw, every second Wednesday of the month. It's called ... wait for it

wait a little more

BUST-A-NUT!
It's my baby. A chung ting buff baby. lol.

BUST-A-NUT TUMBLR
It's sponsored by WESC.COM (Check them out, they make bad boy clothes and headphones)

&
BLACK DICE WATCES
Who make the sleekest watches!
I'm totally stoked to be working with such dope brands...

So we had our launch June 9th, it was RAM UP, over 270 people came down to jizz their pants. Dj's like Spyro, Motive, Work It Girls, The White Kids Complex and Hyperfrank graced our decks! Also a new comer in the game that you NEED to watch out for, DJ DETOX. Here's a couple flicks




Well, 'a couple' means two anyway...

So next one it,s going down, JULY 14TH. Line up TBA! Im super excited already. CUM GET WET! :-/ huh?

Anyway...

Yea, basically I've just been doing my same ol' ish.
With THE CUT I'm still the music editor over there, issue 6 coming out soon. Doctor P, The XX, G FRESH and more!!

Music wise, it's been on pause, ever since my Dad passed late December, my vision became blurry. But I'm back in full effect now. So yea. Mix tape coming soon, I feel like i've been sayin this for a year. I probably have. SMEH! It's gonna be great. Your gonna like it. I like it. Well of course I do, it's my muisc. But STILL. I know your Nan, Gertrude and Aunt Bertha will like it... Ermmm

Maybe I'm waffling?

Here's a pic of me. Just in case you forgot what being 4'11, an East Londoner an FA-BO-LO-US (rap it like the rapper Fabolous does) looked like

My Mumma says im purdyyy *country accent*

Yea anyway. Hopefully I'll be back soon, I wont make any promises though.
To be honest I'm not just gonna blog lil things, that dont really matter, to make myself look important, in order to stay current and gain popularity or whatever. Thats AIRRR like Precious passing wind.

I'm 20

I'm not a superstar... YET

I'm in the same shoes as most other 20 year olds out there.

I GO TO UNI
I don't have a job, as in retail.

I'm just here

Trying to make my parents proud. (R.I.P Daddy)

The days on whether I cared if you thought I was cool or not are looooonggg gone!

I'm not on that. Sometimes when you've gone so far, you realize little ish like that DOES NOT MATTER.

I'm here with my friends :) and my Haribo Tangfastics screaming FUCKKKKK THEEE WORLDDD

I'm here to live my life! If you're judging me, thank you for watching. Would you like some sweet or salty popcorn?

Until next time folks...
Sx

I'm still about!

YO! Hey there, remember me?

I've been so M.I.A. Not killing ginger kids though!
Have you seen that video? Cor Blimey!
Anywho.

I know I promised pics of Sweden about a month back...



I stayed in a friend of a friends cool ass apartment, she had so many neat lil thingys.


I partied it up with the boss bitch of Sweden miss @PROLLYPRO...


Just thought this may be of interest to you all...

But yes there are plenty more photos on my Facebook.
Add me HERE

It's been a crazy past few months. SIGH
I've been sorting out this event with the mag I work for THE CUT It's been a journey, I tell ya!

But the bottom line is, it's now sponsored by WESC.COM & BLACK DICE WATCHES Anywhoo. More about that in the next post.

X

I need a ride or die boy

Who me?
or you



OHHH, They do.

Right...
They got some cute ass video dudes though...

FREAKNIK - NIKFREAK

By now you must be familiar with T-Pain's cartoon musical 'Freaknik'.
If not, here's an excerpt.

Check Freanik's teeth. Did they have to?

P.S Every so sorry for the lack of updates, I've been super busy with uni and sorting out this thing I'm working on for summer. More details of that later. BUT YES! I havent forgot I've got the Sweden post to do. Soon come ya'll!

Sending shivers down my spine

One chinese singing boy at a time

DUDE. is super dope.

p.s sorry for the lack of posts. I've been super busy sorting ish out. :-/
I went to Sweden over the weekend, blog up soon!

x

Bleach Blond in this BITCH

I present to you Hattie



:)

Ozi Uzzo

this was tweeted earlier by a friend
i likey

Directed by Alani Filmed and edited by Pablo D'Ambrosi.

Is that her booty?

Or is she smugglin' a midget named 'Bernard' under her dress?


oh. that her is me
chea


Want to see more crazy antics from my last weekend?
GO HERE

Chinabu

We love yew.


new york. lurve.
from Mr CHINABU

COP YOURS HERE

xx

Foot pon shoulder

by Ukrainian fashion designer Elena Burenina



I never thought i'd be stuck on you



I'm a lil dumbfounded with a name for this one...
Everything I came up with was rather crude



photo credit BLOGUE.US

Lady Gaga EAT YOUR HEART OUT

This is what you call creative

Fur, lace and underwear GALORE.
Bet you can't top this nakedness :P

Lace me in your finest couture

Well, maybe not 'couture' but yea.
Lace me baby.
lace top. & lace tights.

love these. they make me feel as shexy as Fred Flinstone going commando.
chea.

If i could, i would

rip this dudes vocal chords out and rub them all over my forehead.



beautiful/

baby got BACK.

Ludacris ft Nicki Minaj @ MTV Spring Break


like fa real though.

shit.

And on the 7th day God rested...

Well I'm sure if God was a lady he would of still needed clean underwear.



Primark. Yes I shop there.
Anyway, they sell 6 pairs of knickers in a packet.
Erm, what about day 7? Am I supposed to go Commando? Why can you not supply me with a 7th pair? Just to make my life a little easier.
Hrmm. I don't care how cheap it is to buy the packet. My point makes common sense.

Adidas Womens Lookbook

S/S 2010.
Features; Agyness Dean, Ciara and some others.



Not too sure about Whitney Port's outfit though...

Boys pee pee, when they see me.

Limited edition.
Only 30 made.

cop one YOKOO
update they're actually SOLD OUT now... but check out her store anyway.
:)

#howto get a girls number

simples
Taken from: 'Don't be a menace to south central while drinking your juice in the hood'

Mark. do it FASTER

mark. Fast

Spring Summer 2010

stud yo ass up. n buckle me.

Jeffrey Campbell.
You are killing me with your hott ass footwear.

Go co COP 'em.

P.S i would of done the whole wishlist edit thing w/ my logo, but lets just say I need another erm *cough*serialnumber*cough* for my Photoshop. LOL. Dang it. I'm just a student people!

shawty's like a melody in my head

that i cant keep out got me singing like.


na na na na, EVERYDAY.
it's like my i-Pod's

STUCK ON REPLY.
(IYAZ AND SHAMZ LE ME!)

Give me good PRESS

Switerzerland website 'REPRESENT' did a feature on me and my new track 'Hundred Dollar Bills'



In short it translates to ...
"I would like to hear this in the club. I like the way she flipped it, it brings a new take to R'n'B. She almost reminds me of Aaliyah..."

I'm still rather taken back to how they came across me and my music. Especially over in Switzerland. I don't know ANYONE from there but i guess that's the power of the internet for you. And I'm still thankful! It's nice to see how other cultures view your music.

GOOD STUFF!
x

Essentials

Straighteners.
Otherwise a biatch ends up like this...



How unfortunate!

wishlist

Run DMC Crop Jumper by Tee and Cake


Available in Topshop
£25.

SLOW

THEY LIKE IT SLOW..



This video is HILARIOUS

CHIDDY BANG X MASH

it's here.
The I video helped organize for Mash Clothing on Oxford Street.



Yup, the lil short chick in the video is mwoi.
Chiddy makes me look super small.

We went from ashy to classy...

"Sky is the limit and you know that you can have
what you want, BE what you want" - Notorious B.I.G



R.I.P Notorious

Chiddy Chiddy BANG BANGG! again??

haha.
So soon?

Yes, they came back over to London to rawk it out and promote their E.P
We met up again of course!
I hooked up with my homies @ Mash Clothing for an video in-store performance (coming to you all very soon).

You can't really see him but this was our cab driver.
Can you believe he was trying to read the paper whilst he was meant to be driving?
#wheretheydothatat? oh yea...
in places where they CRASH!..
-_-


waittt a riddiggy second... isn't he also checking his blackberry here?
DAYUM haha


Xaphoon and I in the back. I look like an old granny called Marcia here, but at least Xaphoon looks cute! lol


Chiddy n Xaphoon walking down Oxford Street...
You're probably thinking, where was I?! (in terms of yourself) Yea, where was ya?


Chiddy dislikes taking pics... blah. So I had to sneak a few of him haha.



This is me with my uncombed fringe/bang. EUGGRH
I look like a 12 year old. SMH


N Chiddy n Noah gettin' it innnn.


Shout out to the Mash store (on Oxford Street), Kish, Leila and Jack for all making it happen. I also wanna congratulate Chiddy and Xaphoon on their number 12 spot in the U.K charts!

Yes! HADOUKEN.

A HUNDRED DOLLAR BILLS - look at chu! *updated

new shit.

'HUNDRED DOLLAR BILLS' - DOWNLOAD HERE
How rude of me, let me break it down. Everyone Nose by N*E*R*D is one of my favorite songs, I just love it! Especially the part where Pharell says 'Hundred Dollar Bills, look at you, look at you'. I thought to myself, that would be a dope sample, especially if it went along with the bass rift. I pitched this idea to my producer Jonatron, and he bought me back this.

Crazy stuff.
Love you for this one J!

2010! haha
x

#sewdirty

shout out to Melissa for the name inspiration x
OK. so.
Let me introduce this, 'sew dirty' shit.

I make stuff.
Under this heading you will find stuff I've made.
This is from about a week ago, when my hair was still curly...

ok. ANYWAY.

It always starts off with this


Then to this


And ends up like this


And this...


Although this one isn't perfect...
got to tweak it a lil'.
so I can work that twurk that (as Fiddy Cent would say...) PROPERLY.

yea shun.

Chiddy Chiddy BANG BANGG!

I've been meanin' to blog this for a hot minute...

Meet Chiddy n Xaphoon Jones,
also known known as Chiddy Bang.


My homies from South Philly.
They're currently in the UK promoting their E.P
cop HERE

They're performin' March 1st, w/ Tinie Tempah @ 222.
SUPPORT 'em!




yea, dope ass video. RIGHT?




I also wanna congratulate them on being added to the A playlist on BBC Radio 1.

CHEA!
GET IT!!

mwah

#fuckyoumean

You don't have these shoes in my size.
Bitch, im trying to grow 5 inches.



These shoes are cool though right?!
I'd >definitely rock these if they came in my size...

Some more LOVE.

This time from London.



SHout out to Manhatten Tangoe.

Cop yours HERE

Send me a pic of yourself in my tee and you'll be on here too.

au revoir
x

A HUNDRED DOLLAR BILLS

it feels GOOD to be home.
:)

F.L.N

What a start I've had to the week...

i've straightened out my hair do and cut a bang.
Or a fringe as us English like to call it.



so there it is.

Last night, I went to my sister's performance @ I<3Live.
Dope shit. She SMASHED the place as usual.

FAST FORWARD >>
We visit tinsel town after the gig. The cashier dude says, "£18.40".
I hand him my card to do the chip and pin thingy...



...



...

THE STUPID DEGENERATE HANDS IT BACK TO ME IN TWO!

YES. I SAID TOO!
My bad, I meant TWO.

He says, "It snapped by accident."

Dude, how about I slice your scrotum by accident?! THAT'S MY FRIGGING CARD!!!!! :(
Joke being, I just got a new card like three weeks ago because I lost my purse.
ARGHH.


I would say FML (f*ck my life) but my life is actually really good at the moment. So instead i'll say.
F.L.N (F*CK LAST NIGHT)

.

RANT OVER

love. all the way of the YEW ESS OF AYE!

shout out to YASMIN from Grungecake
YUP.
cop yours today

Tinie Tempah x The Cut x Shamz Le Roc

Here's some behind the scene flicks of the photoshoot I styled with Tinie Tempah




That must be the sneakiest of sneak peaks I've ever gave.
Haha.

See the full shabang In the 5TH issue of
TheCut
out the end of Feb.