I'm still about!

YO! Hey there, remember me?

I've been so M.I.A. Not killing ginger kids though!
Have you seen that video? Cor Blimey!
Anywho.

I know I promised pics of Sweden about a month back...



I stayed in a friend of a friends cool ass apartment, she had so many neat lil thingys.


I partied it up with the boss bitch of Sweden miss @PROLLYPRO...


Just thought this may be of interest to you all...

But yes there are plenty more photos on my Facebook.
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It's been a crazy past few months. SIGH
I've been sorting out this event with the mag I work for THE CUT It's been a journey, I tell ya!

But the bottom line is, it's now sponsored by WESC.COM & BLACK DICE WATCHES Anywhoo. More about that in the next post.

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Is that her booty?

Or is she smugglin' a midget named 'Bernard' under her dress?


oh. that her is me
chea


Want to see more crazy antics from my last weekend?
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Lady Gaga EAT YOUR HEART OUT

This is what you call creative

Fur, lace and underwear GALORE.
Bet you can't top this nakedness :P

That Pus*y real good!

It's been a while!
A long long while.

It's almost like I've been ghost since the death of M.J!
I've actually been taking a lot of time to ponder about things.

None the less I'm good. Feeling good, feeling reat.
How are you? LOL.

Anywho...
I got my sewing mojo back!
Scenario: Nothing to wear. 24 hours to go. What to do? Well?...

I was up early hours in the morning ebaying (that's a WHOLE DIFFERENT POST!) and came across this dress...


I was like KAPLOW! Thats THE ONE!
All my ladies know about THE ONE! It's when you know you've found THE ONE! haha.

SO yes. The bidding didnt finish till the next day. So I thought FUG IT! I'm going to make this dress.

Went down to the market in the morning, copped some stretch denim material, 3 hours later...

(my facial expression looked awful) lol

Ok I know it doesn't look EXACTLY like it! But I was pretty pleased with the outcome. I'm gonna add some MORE shoulder pads to it though... And I know theres a tidday overload going on there. Sorry. haha. I really didnt plan that...

So yea. The night was great! DJ C-SCAR killed it all night. Shout out to; Miss Dee (My CO-D), The Baker Boys, Onome, Smurfie Syco for all coming down :) mwahh.

As I said support the single when it comes out. 'Retro' - Kele Le Roc. AUGUST 17TH!

The goodie bags were GREAT!
They gave away free Pussy!


It's this new Energy Drink made out of 100% natural juices, well so they say anyway. I thought it was cool. It's got that Ginseng taste - which is actually one of the ingredients. Not too sure when it hits the shops thought :-/

Life's been good!

I copped these dope ass glasses thats I'm ever so proud of and love ever so much. When I saw 'em I had to get them because they reminded me of Cazals! Which I love so much but are on the pricy side!



SNAZZY EH?!

OK, I'm hitting Boom Bye Bye tomorrow. One of my BESTEST HOMIES! Bonnie! Is coming down all the way from Bristol to kick it with me! I havent seen her in a while! So I cant wait.

I'm gonna make something for tomorrow too. Something realllll simple though. Pencil skirt maybe? Hrmm.

Anywhoo! Until then people.

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OWW!!

LE ROC SIGNING OUT!!

Party poodle PARTY!!

Ok, I know that title makes no real sense. But yes.

I'm still in New York. Having a blast.
The other night I hit up Melo-X's bday party, down @ Sutra. I loved the vibes. The Bashment set killed it!!




But lets fast forward. So all my females know bout when your weave gets a bit to much. You wash it right? To restore that airbreeze flow kinda feel into it. Errm yea. So that's what I did. But since I'm out here in New York, I have NO hair dryer! I had to drip dry that ish! OHHH MY!!

I firstly started off like this...


Where's the problem you ask? There wasn't one.

Until after a couple of hours I ended up like this!


Lookin' like a true f*ckin' poodle! WTF. No pun intended. But come on. I looked like a midget Cher meets Chaka Khan.
None the less. I was like whatever. I thought let me hop in a cab, since it's 2am in the morning, Bonnie and I really wasnt feeling the train.

Called up car service "Hey I'd like a price check for Bushwich to lower Manhattan".
Car person customer advisor person, "That would be $50".
I was like...

NIGGUH PLEASE!!!!!!

Fugg dat, called up another, paid a nice $23 and set out...


Roxy's party was the ish!!


OWWWW!! GET ITT! I had to rest

P.S This is called the 'Hula hoop' skirt. I made it. I'm gonna start sellin em in June! WATCH THIS SPACE!!


The crowd was gettttttttin it!! So was Airee!! I wish I had a pic of her! DAMN IT!!

None the less. I love it here!
I wanna live here. Better yet I'm gonna live here. Real soon!
Watch this fuckin space!

Shamz Le Roc, singin' out!

NEW YORK NEW YORK!!!

-Im gonna warn you lot from now, this is a pointless blog!!

I'm here people! N I'm loving it!
My New Years was crazy, I went to the Red Bull Party (thanks Ben!) Now that was some dope ass sh*t. I met some real cool people!
I LOVE N.Y

Now here's a picture of me still zoned the morning after!

p.s check my tee. You want one??
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