Bleach Blond in this BITCH

I present to you Hattie



:)

Essentials

Straighteners.
Otherwise a biatch ends up like this...



How unfortunate!

F.L.N

What a start I've had to the week...

i've straightened out my hair do and cut a bang.
Or a fringe as us English like to call it.



so there it is.

Last night, I went to my sister's performance @ I<3Live.
Dope shit. She SMASHED the place as usual.

FAST FORWARD >>
We visit tinsel town after the gig. The cashier dude says, "£18.40".
I hand him my card to do the chip and pin thingy...



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THE STUPID DEGENERATE HANDS IT BACK TO ME IN TWO!

YES. I SAID TOO!
My bad, I meant TWO.

He says, "It snapped by accident."

Dude, how about I slice your scrotum by accident?! THAT'S MY FRIGGING CARD!!!!! :(
Joke being, I just got a new card like three weeks ago because I lost my purse.
ARGHH.


I would say FML (f*ck my life) but my life is actually really good at the moment. So instead i'll say.
F.L.N (F*CK LAST NIGHT)

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RANT OVER