#sewdirty

shout out to Melissa for the name inspiration x
OK. so.
Let me introduce this, 'sew dirty' shit.

I make stuff.
Under this heading you will find stuff I've made.
This is from about a week ago, when my hair was still curly...

ok. ANYWAY.

It always starts off with this


Then to this


And ends up like this


And this...


Although this one isn't perfect...
got to tweak it a lil'.
so I can work that twurk that (as Fiddy Cent would say...) PROPERLY.

yea shun.

Chiddy Chiddy BANG BANGG!

I've been meanin' to blog this for a hot minute...

Meet Chiddy n Xaphoon Jones,
also known known as Chiddy Bang.


My homies from South Philly.
They're currently in the UK promoting their E.P
cop HERE

They're performin' March 1st, w/ Tinie Tempah @ 222.
SUPPORT 'em!




yea, dope ass video. RIGHT?




I also wanna congratulate them on being added to the A playlist on BBC Radio 1.

CHEA!
GET IT!!

mwah

#fuckyoumean

You don't have these shoes in my size.
Bitch, im trying to grow 5 inches.



These shoes are cool though right?!
I'd >definitely rock these if they came in my size...

Some more LOVE.

This time from London.



SHout out to Manhatten Tangoe.

Cop yours HERE

Send me a pic of yourself in my tee and you'll be on here too.

au revoir
x

A HUNDRED DOLLAR BILLS

it feels GOOD to be home.
:)

F.L.N

What a start I've had to the week...

i've straightened out my hair do and cut a bang.
Or a fringe as us English like to call it.



so there it is.

Last night, I went to my sister's performance @ I<3Live.
Dope shit. She SMASHED the place as usual.

FAST FORWARD >>
We visit tinsel town after the gig. The cashier dude says, "£18.40".
I hand him my card to do the chip and pin thingy...



...



...

THE STUPID DEGENERATE HANDS IT BACK TO ME IN TWO!

YES. I SAID TOO!
My bad, I meant TWO.

He says, "It snapped by accident."

Dude, how about I slice your scrotum by accident?! THAT'S MY FRIGGING CARD!!!!! :(
Joke being, I just got a new card like three weeks ago because I lost my purse.
ARGHH.


I would say FML (f*ck my life) but my life is actually really good at the moment. So instead i'll say.
F.L.N (F*CK LAST NIGHT)

.

RANT OVER

love. all the way of the YEW ESS OF AYE!

shout out to YASMIN from Grungecake
YUP.
cop yours today

Tinie Tempah x The Cut x Shamz Le Roc

Here's some behind the scene flicks of the photoshoot I styled with Tinie Tempah




That must be the sneakiest of sneak peaks I've ever gave.
Haha.

See the full shabang In the 5TH issue of
TheCut
out the end of Feb.

#FAIL

So the other night, i'm flickin' through the channels I come across horse racing.
I'm like, yea those hats look cool.
I want a hat like that.

So i head over to Ebay.
YAR.
Bid on one...

It arrives 3 days later.



Ermm.
How big is this thing?

Why does it look like the hat is with child? About to give birth.
SMH.

I mean, I NEVER knew horse riding hats were so BIG.
There is NO WAY I can wear this out.

*sigh*
Maybe I'll wear it in a photoshoot or something though...

Either way it's a

FAIL

Drake Sprite Commercial

dope.

yeaaa

Ninja FUCKIN sonik we are SONIK fuckin NINJAS

Yea. My homies, NinjaSOnik visited London the past weeked as part of their Europe tour.

They TORE it up. chewed it then SPAT it out.

GAAT DAMN.

Good times.

Look at this cool ass ring my friend BathroomSexxx Has.


AWWW YEAA.
Don't worry about my pose. lool.

Oh yea I made these bunny ears.
Next time I'll either use black wire or wrap the silver wire in black tape. You'll see why soon.


Anywhoo here's some flicks from the night.

FLY AWAY MIDGET GIRL! lol


Teen Wolf spinnin;

Also check their myspace
Listen to 'SOMEBODY GONE GET PREGNANT'.

Thats my shit right here
*booty pops*

But yea. Here's some more flicks


YES!

Oh yea the top and skirt I have on, i made. Yes from scratch.




Jah Jah LOVES my kisses.




This is definitely THE picture of the night.
haha. this is Bonnie. My best friend.
Check out the dude on tv.

Similar expressions!

haha.

anyway. till next time.
x

Quote me. - monday motivation

I'm from the generation of the D.I.Y babies.
- Shamz Le Roc

Seriously in this day age, with technologies wonderful advance there's NO reason why you should be sitting on your gluteus maximus waiting for a people to give you a hand.

MAKE THAT SHIT HAPPEN!
DO IT YOURSELF!

TRY.
You don't wanna look back and be blaming other people for your failures.

Bitch don't be stagnant!

MOVE!

That Shamz girl, yea I know her. She gives good press...

Yea.
Thats me. I dunno.
I'm not too sure if some people actually know what I do.

BLAH. I party n shit, go to university, sing. YEA

BUT I'm also the music editor of The Cut We're a publication by 16-21 year olds, funded by Paddington Development Trust. it's dope.
ilove it.


Check the last issue ft Tinchy Stryder.
'Shamz Goes to New York' .


download a pdf of ISSUE 4 here

Recently I had my first go @ stylin' for an artist called Tinie Tempah google him.

The next issue is out Last week in Feb, featuring Tinie Tempah, Jason Derulo, Iyaz, Skerrit Boy and many more.

yea.
It's gonna be a good 'un.
I'll be in there modellin'
haha. yea. 4'11 chicks modellin? haha. you kinky bitch.
you into fetishes like that?

Well damn.
haha. I JOKE I JOKE
i kid

OK.

We'll speak soon. I got flicks to show you all of my CRAZY weekend.
mwah xx

WHATS THIS?! WHAT'S THIS?

That boys got syphilis!

Practice safe sex guys.
likeALWAYS

Bag it before you shag it.

YAR!